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Boulder -- C.U.
Scientists Announce Revival of Famous Dead Literary Theorist
In a step that researchers hope will lead to the eventual reanimation of
the Beloved Walt, bio-technicians at the C.U. Life Extension Unit
successfully revivified the cryogenically preserved body of Tim Morton.
The successfully preserved academic was smiling and sipping tea with his
doctors within hours of the experimental procedure.
Quipped the Sage of Colorado: "Who says I'm dead?"
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